I'm not a Dump Truck Lawyer. I try cases. I'm trying a .13% BAC in front of a jury next week. I also don't charge $2,000 for OUIs... no matter how simple you might think the case really is... because in reality, no OUI ever ends up being simple. If you want to know how much my fees are to handle an OUI then read this post real carefully... our fees at NIELSEN & BLY range from $3500 - $10,000 depending on the nature of the crime, number of charges, complexity of the case, novelty of the defense, likelihood of trial and finally, how much time I believe it will take to investigate, craft a defense and ultimately try the case.
If you're looking for a Dump Truck Lawyer, don't call me. I'm not interested in pleading you guilty at arraignment.